My sun tan

The sun tan that I've achieved is at comical proportions, and only getting funnier. Not only do I have the permanent socks, it looks as though my gloves never come off, complete with dots on the backs of my hands which line up with holes in my gloves. These are funny but expected. What makes me laugh the most is the four brown ovals across my forehead which match up perfectly with the vents on my helmet. I could see them being used in a CSI to find out what manufacture of helmet I use.